Is it awkward that I've slept with every guy in this room?
Only if they know about it too.
Only now do I see "not intended for use on skin" warning. Wonderful. But hey, my dick smells like magic marker.
Maybe i shouldn't have told him the key to getting in my pants was double vodka sodas and Nelly's song "grillz."
i wiped a booger on my final. end of semester present.
We should have parties more often. I ended up with 90 beers and someone cleaned my toilet.
if pee wee herman would have taken a snuggie to the movies he wouldnt have gotten caught
if you wouldnt have been fucking me hard and crazy like that then my bed wouldn't have broke. you owe me 600.
so you admit it was good then??
He kept screaming "it's so seductive" while he was humping the wall
I got to find out the airplane alcohol limit, and somehow I made it through the flight.
Please tell me I did not ask the bartender how big his dick was.
Maybe he'll be famous someday and I can forget that anything embarrassing may have happened and just say that I fucked that famous guy.
you were on a whole other level. you went home with him because he said "you got some light ass eyes"
The sex was totally worth how awkward its gonna be for the next few weeks
Angels sing when his face is between my thighs. I came 3 times before he even came up for air.
I talked to his mom for a good 10 minutes with coke all over my nose. Not the best first impression
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