I just found that girl ____ on facebook, her activities include "church nursery" yikes
Who has a video camera? i want to look back on this one day and say OH thats why i spent 2 years in jail
ok so hold on... from what i hear... thank you... i'm sorry... and your welcome.
just credit carded her and her mom at the same time... that drunk. get on my level
He pulled the washer 5 feet out from the wall screaming about quarters
ur roommate just sent me a pic of us fucking. i'm not coming over anymore.
it was either a cry for help or you were gargling vodka. we didnt care either way.
Using our apartments online floor/space planner to see how many beer pong tables we can fit. Dont think they had this in mind when they put this thing online.
Probably not lol but were fitting as many as possible
So I just bought e from my sophomore home ec teacher. How's your weekend going?
They should incorporate dolphins into professional surfing
Giiiirl. Just had a BM that almost killed me.
Yea it's also hard to turn down a man asking you out with a chicken sandwich.
for the record im never blowing a guy on the toilet again, that was sad and degrading
His favorite positions involve choking me out. I'm marrying him.
He had a temporary tattoo of Justin Bieber on his dick and I still had sex with him
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