how do you spell 'special'? like slow?
S P E L L C H E C K
No you dumbass thats not right
Do you know how easy it would be to shoplift if I was a magician?!
this girl walked outta his room as i was walkin in to scottys and i just say " time for the walk of shame baby! whoooo!". she ran away
we literally spent four hours convincing you that all 5 of your toes were there. no more everclear on a tuesday.
currently shading my boobs to make it look like i have mass cleavage...thanks art school
I vaguely remember you trying to make me a casserole with marshmallows and a can of beer.
I just watched dragonflies fucking. You can't match that level of geek.
It's one of those days where you order the free Papa John's pizza so the delivery guy can bring you Coke to go with your rum. The tip was more than the order.
do you know how ratchet you have to be to get kicked out of a drag club on Halloween weekend??
You called me to pick you up from the bar at 9:00. When we drove over the speed bumps you put your hands in the air and pretended you were on a roller coaster.
Its a sick, sad, world when parents get more ass then you.
It's cool dude. The dank is in the form of premade smores with honey grahm crackers, marshmallow cream and 420 brand choc. bars. NV weed laws have nothing on me.
I got so many dick pics last night. It was like a slideshow from heaven.
I fell into a police barricade, a cop helped me up and asked if I've been drinking. I just looked at him and said "dude.." He proceeded to take out his handcuffs
I mean, I was going to use them for a beading project, but I guess I could take one and let you bat my dick around like a cat toy.
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