The stripper on stage Is eating a mozzarella stick while on the pole....that's a new level of I don't give a fuck
Just found a picture of a hobo making out with her tits...a HOBO
He crawled in my bed this morning, ate me out, and even brought me a panera deli sammie for lunch at school. I don't care what he lied about, all is forgiven him.
Trying to grind with crutches was not a success
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on the subway to an interview & there's a dude doing whippits out of a cheese wil can
You take your time. Wallowing in last nights filth is the best way to get over a hangover
Taking my infected piercing out in the parking lot of the food card place. This is one of those life defining moments that makes me sad.
I imagine I kinda look like a banana with one boob out.
Well the weed wore off around 10:30 and then the date dragged on until about 1 in the morning. So I've decided I really need to start smoking closer to the actual start time of a date. Then maybe they'd be more bearable.
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I fucked him while wearing his hat. I love the navy
Dude. Got a sore throat. Don't know if it's because my body is rejecting Michigan or cause of the bad ass blow job I gave last night
Congrats you've received dick pics from an Olympic silver medalist
Kind of like the new iOS 10 because I can send sexts with fireworks or confetti. Really gets the point across
I just walked by a dude at the gym covering himself in olive oil.
What's a professional way to say get your shit in gear?
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