FIrst one done
How did it go?
I dunno I taled about women being treated wrong and quoted Ice T. So probably a "c"
I'm watching Terminator eating a jar of marshmallow fluff. Trust me, you are not fat.
I want to make a porn site called "girls with daddy issues"
woke up rolled in a yoga mat listening to enya. I'm never going back to Oregon ever again.
I just worked out and used handles of vodka as weights. Whoever said alcoholism is detrimental to you health obviously has no fucking idea.
he said that he wanted to outsmoke the rain, I don't know what that means but I'm gonna go help him
thanks for carrying me to bed.. and sorry for trying to roll down the hallway to escape.
My bed became a clown car for his family....I'm not ready to get married
When I take mushrooms I can feel your presence down there. I can feel where Africa is too.
Pants-less sunday? Also I'm high and independence day is making me cry
im coming over
do you think this outfit says "I maintained my dignity this weekend"?
I went through his pics. Will you go with me to get tested?
New guy at work just gave me a Percocet for my headache. Officially best friends
I want to start a guest book for my bed room so when dudes leave they can write a review
.......do you have the salami in bed? I'm trying to make a sandwich.
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