so i woke up thsi morning with a phadora on my head, no shirt and a huge hangover? want to help me figure this out?
im so drunk with asians
where?
always
Im a photoshop master, i successfully reduced the size of the pupils of all the girls I made out last night with to prove they were not that drunk. So glad the camera goes home with me.
her roommate was in the bathroom for over an hour so i volunteered to take the dog out and i shit in the bushes
I don't think we should have started that trash fire
you also choked him out with your legs on the kitchen floor..
Don't ask me how or why, but I'm drunk with German diplomats. Come over. Now
I wore a firefighters hat and drank beer all night. They had to drive me home after breaking the beer pong table, they told me I was welcome back tonight though...
I just want to let it be known that I almost put my phone in the fridge.
We couldn't find the paddle I had gotten so he just spanked with my tennis raquet
I'm currently trying to figure out a way to fill the bathtub up with mashed potatoes so when he comes over he'll know what's about to hit him..
Please tell me I did not drink enough whiskey to think that having sex with my boyfriend while his best friend was on the floor next to us was a good idea.
DIBS on your mom for my beer pong partner.
Cum just came out of my nose. That is all.
There was puke outside of my classroom and lecture was half empty. Damn thirsty thursday is intense
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