Oral text is very safe with the right protection.
that's just what I need...drunk ass people throwin hatchets in the dark.
she'd have to be at LEAST a cup size bigger for me to even consider putting up with her voice
Going to pass out with da shoes on. hugging wallstreet journal from tuesday. please check me for liveliness in the morning.
he ate me out on his front porch at dawn. i orgasmed when the sun began to rise. most romantic morning booty call ever.
The sex was so good I went temporarily numb. Slightly embarrassing when she pointed out I was kissing my own arm.
As soon as they started using chocolate milk as a chaser for captain Morgan, I thought l it'd be best to leave.
Couple of things: my nipples are blue and knowing that at some point I'm going to have to poop is incredibly terrifying
I think we need to teach you what straight means again
When you get home...find me in the shower. Only safe place at the moment.
I cant go through life without knowing what ginger pubes actually look like
No we were too stoned to stop you from wiping the peanut butter all over the car.
I'd just like to take a moment now to apologize sincerely for getting drunk and making an as of myself at your Christmas party next week. I'm especially sorry for sleeping with your baby sister.
He’s really fucking cute. Like, I want his penis in my mouth cute.
You did what with his pubic hair?
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