making cat noises will not fix the situation.
I am sleeping on the floor in your room so if you have sex in here just don't roll on me
she just refered to her hymen as "the mrs"
i cant finish this easy-mac because i need it for a chaser.
why is pumping your own stomach in your searches on youtube?
my mom found me this morning spread out like jesus sleeping on the living room floor. i had a piece of bread over my eyes to block the light out
Printing the vagina inspector badge was money well spent.
Fuck you, jack daniels. I feel like satan laid an egg in my brain.
Yeah then she waddled like a duck in silence sat down and ate the entire paper towel roll.
Well while you were being a dick I was taping back together a cougars broken heart
Yeah i just finished watching someone play ping pong with his penis it didn't fully register until after a few seconds
She swallowed the key to the cuffs, I've been having to explain the pink fuzz all morning.
I shall relish in being the most basic of bitches
I just threw up on the way to class. Legit, on the sidewalk by psych building.
THAT WAS YOU? Psych prof just pointed out the window and said "that kids, is why you don't pregame before class"
Bro I rebuilt the dungeon in animal crossing visit me
Broooo
Randomize
