Well. Nothing came of that. And to think I manscaped and dusted with gold bond.
guys i just found a dildo in the laundry room and its purple
whats a dildo? isnt that like a fancy piece of bread?
he sat in the bathtub shirtless yelling in gibberish for 40 minutes. funniest. stoner. ever.
okay, prove you're not drunk to me. write 5 true sentences about me with correct grammar.
I am sober. Because I don't drunk. It is bad. People die. I like Domenico because o he bag women what up?
I am growing concerned with the number of people here in cowboy hats
I wont be hard to find. Im wearing a darth vader mask and I have a megaphone.
We decided to go to McDs, but we only had a few minutes to make it to breakfast. We were sprinting full speed ahead when she tripped and you just yelled 'LEAVE HER' and kept your course.
I'm blazed about to take my 8am final. Another girl is too. We just looked each other in the eyes. She's my soul sister.
I'm like the Mother Theresa of booty calls.
There's some muscle relaxers in my bedside table. Sorry if my dildo is in the bathroom.
The sad thing is; I'm getting used to walking around feeling like I could hurl at any minute.
Would it be inappropriate to rub one out in the gym shower? I mean, technically, I pay $80 a month to do what I want so could they really say anything?
Shower is fine. Steam room is shady. I've probably done both at one point in my life so I can't be used as a good reference.
Just got to her place. Her parents are here and are high as a kite.
Her father just game me a high 5 as they left the room. Her mom leaned in and said "this is a rebound thing"
ok morning sex is a totally valid reason to come in late... ur good, cya in 20
I love friends. Friendship is wonderful. I wish the rain was my friend
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