I can't get into him, he looks really young. I'd feel like I was blowing the Gerber baby.
the only reason I knew his name is because half way through I looked up and it was tatooed on his chest.
I JUST WANT SOMEBODY TO EXPLAIN HOW FORESKIN WORKS AND DO NOT UNDERSTAND WHY THIS IS A PROBLEM.
its not that she doesnt like having sex with you, your balls just smell worst then your ass.
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Oh nbd. She just had sex with a divorcee. On a charter bus. At 10 a.m. On a Thursday.
Remind me tomorrow that I was taking shots of burnetts in the subway line while placing my order
I used to be terrified of what was under your bed until I passed out there last night. Now it just feels like home.
When were you at my house?
Vodka and cigarettes aside, my body is a temple.
well I got an eye infection from a stripper motorboating me but overall it was a great weekend
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i asked my neighbor to open a bottle of vodka once and then we slept together
I just licked wine off my own thigh. I've hit a new low.
Where is Holly?
Nevermind. i can hear her having sex two doors down
Where you been?
Please tell me this is a booty call
It’s 830 am and the amount of Valentine’s Day snaps I’ve already seen makes me either want to vom, drink a bottle of wine, or buy chocolate
1000% No lie I was just looking on insta and was thinking about taking a bottle of wine to the face..
So I figured it out. There's two types of shitters. Moaners and grunters. And on occasion there's a third. It's the ill fabled grunt moaner.
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