what's the vibe there?
extraordinary amounts of gine
I don't know if it's her mysterious past or atrocious grammar, but I think I'm in love.
he just kept saying that he had liquor dick..then he tried to fuck me without removing his pants.
Eating in charleston sc at a seafood place called "hymans". Like normal I had no problem finding it.
Can u please come get me. My car keys are gone. Somehow I ended up sleeping in my trunk
I might be a bit. I accidently started hot boxing the bathroom. I'm just gonna go with it.
This guy in a neck brace is ordering bottle service at the strip club. Not sure whether to applaud his commitment or scorn his addiction. It's a draw.
He tricked me into going on a double date with him, I don't like that he's not using me for just sex anymore
Just ate a whole pizza by myself. Wearing my indian headdress again. its really cool with the french braids. I look like fucking pocahontas or some shit.
Also, horsecock action starts in about a month. Have you prepared yourself yet?
We were all in the pool and he showed up with a pitcher of margarita. Everyone swam over to him. He poured it directly into our mouths like we were a Sea World act.
I'll text you later. I think she thinks we're taking this whole "no sex" thing seriously.
Remember the girl I had sex with in the dorm stairwell? She got married!
I barely trust you with my tinder, why would I let you take the staples out of my head?!
Thanks for duct tapping my dick to my leg while I was passed out. I could only aim straight down. I stood on your bed. Have a nice day at work!
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