I'm drinking on the job... HEAVILY
Whoa! I think of you when I eat cottage cheese.
no sex. but he left me weed, so almost as good.
we're driving around with this really dirty (unclean and inappropriate) 60 year old ex-san quintin con named old skool d that my brother knows and hes bringing us to get weed. what is montana?
his version of basketball was throwing hot sauce packets down my cleavage at taco bell at 2 am with his buddy.the cashier kept score
the only two hours i was sober on this trip and i managed to break my toe. no one will believe this.
Nothing with ever convince me that she wasnt purposely left behind by our mother to ruin my life and fuck our family
The sex is great, I just think it'd be better if we listened to Deftones during it.
How does one go about breaking up with their bf on vacation?
well I've taken an Uber to my weed dealers twice in the past 2 weeks so it's going well since I sold my car
For the record you're an amazing lay and you have great taste in breakfast sandwiches
Her name was Danica but I felt like it would be hard to say drunk so I called her Shelby
Why does my nose taste spicy?
How do you know what your nose tastes like?
I have dined. Now I want to get fucked.
My shower turned into a bath, turned into me lying on the shower floor with the water running over me... That hung over..
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