i'm three days dirty after drinking 14 hours last night and some other questionable behavior (hula hooping at a large concert, for example) i will just always bring the class. and the sluttiness.
my "about me" section on Facebook should read "hell-bound alcoholic who wants to fuck a 40-year-old crackhead"
I want to jerk off but my dog won't leave me alone. It's the most depressing cock block ever.
UD be completely fine. you don't lose control just keep a positive environment. for example i really want to lick the wall cause red is delicious but i don't have to.
Do you want the really bad news or the bad news? Or do you want it in chronological order?
Close your eyes and stop texting and think about puppies. You'll be fine.
I woke up smelling like chlorine with a broke toe. They know how to fucking party on lake lanier.
I feel like I got ass raped in the brain.
I'm not THAT invested in seeing you to an orgasm
I found my limit. I will not, in fact, blow my 78 year old professor for an A in his class.
She showed up after 3 hours and proceded to make us all feel like resonable human beings. I dont know how she did it but she did it.
I take it you're alive?
Mostly. Can't quite control my arms.
The man built me a fort. Of course he got laid.
i told them you weren't like that.. and they laughed at me?
I woke up naked and alone this morning. What a life
Dude it's unhealthy how much I love vagina in my face
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