Yes because finding a guy to give head to is pretty difficult.
I mean not really
Obviously that's why it was a joke you are so stupid it's impossible.
i wish i could "like" people's thoughts in real life like i can on facebook
you can....by speaking....
Just snuck alcohol into the hospital for my mom.
My gym is having a pizza and beer party. God im starting to love this place.
He got mauled by a 200lb cement boulder and all he could say in the back of the ambulance is 'I'm so getting laid for this'
once you have herpes you dont really care what goes in your mouth anymore.
someone needs to get her out of the garbage can shes never gonna forgive us for this
A 40 year old man just put his hands on my thighs and said in these exact words "you're so beautiful and gorgeous and innocent. But life sucks and you'll probably turn into a whore."
I'm a gay man planning my brothers bachelor party, and he choose someone else to be his best man. I hope they like appltinis and gay clubs. Bastard.
Last time i carry you out of a forest
Just remember, Dont make worse choices than american flag pants to your own birthday party
I told my grandmother all I want is a nice guy who likes to be tied up.
Stoned stonnnnnnned on the raaaaange
The Olympian is in my bed
I admit I fucked your best friend, but to be fair, you fucked the tristate area. So there's a good chance about 40% of those people are MY friends.
Randomize
