he just referred to himself as the billy mays of his frat.. heres how to order
Have you ever noticed every guy named Shaant has scene hair and date girls with racoons stripes in theirs
His name should be shouldn't
Just got a script for 120 vicodin with 6 refills. I feel like michael jackson.
I could make treat bags
It says i should accept HIV aids as my friend on facebook.We have 12 friends in common. I need new friends.
protesters in toronto definately have the best pot
Just watched the couple I sit for and 4 of their friends shotgun beers like college kids. Please let this be us when we get older.
There is a mosh pit in our kitchen. You better hurry.
In fact, not a good idea to go into any house alone after a man invites you in from his balcony.
I keep telling girls I work at the carnival and then guessing their weights. I'm pretty sure I'm about to get kicked out.
I have stripper ass cheeks all over my glasses
It has gotten to a point where I just want to sit on his face. Less butterflies, more orgasms.
No judgement. Sometimes you gotta twerk on a legends face.
I'm convinced he's the patron saint of oral sex
All I got was pictures of my boss and dicks. So, that was the end of snapchat.
Got 2 free lines of blow from some random guys on the side of 13th street.....how's your Sunday going?
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