we put the last xanax in the middle and played hungry hungry hippos to see whod get it
fair is fair
I imagine the nuva ring like a bug zapper. It just kills them all.
I am at 2.05 miles in under 11 minutes. So either this thing is broke or I should always work out wasted.
Make sure to show her the sewer we were arrested in on your tour.
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while she was riding me, she looked at me and said "this is why mom told me learning how to ride a horse would be important for my future"
on a brighter note, the cop thought i could kick adams ass if it came down to that and said he had $20 on me if it ever happens
Can we pretty pretty please go to Mardi Gras tomorrow? I promise I'll be a good girl and not puke in a pledges car
My homemade mace ate through its aluminum container. I make awesome mace.
I am just glad I was home to catch most of it, cause it smells BAD.
I'm not a scientist but that could be because it's homemade mace. That is however just a hypothesis
Hyyypothetically, what would you do if you happened to see my boobs on the internet?
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I snuck out three pillows from the hotel i was rolling so hard. They are like little clouds. I regret nothing.
He just flipped the beer pong table and set the ceiling fan on fire things are about to get crazy
I made her pull the car over 5 times to puke because she was going to fast, apparently she was only going 30mph...
So I love answering sex questions in intimate relationships class on a clicker when im sitting next to my cousin..
Btw I thought it was impossible to use up 48 bottles of patron in one night but I was wrong...
It's okay to admit that you're into redheads.
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