it was all good till he told me to dance slow and quiet
She pointed at me and told her friend, I'm going to fuck him, its going to be really loud, so yes, i need the whole basement.
A very small part of me wants you to appreciate me for more than just my breasts. But the rest of me is breasts.
The best part is when you puked in your slurpree and the 7 eleven guy still made you pay for it
You are beautiful! I got thrown out of a bar tonight for throwing my shoe. It was at my sister, I don't know why they were mad. I know her.
50 year old business women like dick too. Come on she said you looked like Ricky Martin.
So I passed out with my boxers on in the hotel jacuzzi at 5am.. The manager who kicked me out was pretty cute so I left my name and number for her at the front desk. I'm giving it a 50/50 she calls.
I'm seeing how long I can hold this wine in my mouth. I have so many adventures! I'm like Teddy Ruxpin!
I'd rather be castrated by angry chipmunks Than live your life for 24 hours
I think the paper my teacher just handed back to me had one of his pubes on it, I'm way too hungover for this
We need a full length mirror. I just ate it trying to look at my shoes on the toilet. But aside from a arm bruise I'm good to go
DRAW HIM A PICTURE OF SOME FUCING AWESOME THING. LIKE A UNICORN OR SOME SHIT. FANTASTIC.
Currently looking up Winnie-the-Pooh porn.
Dick is the cure to depression. I'm almost positive. And cough syrup.
Okay everything with a penis is officially dead in my eyes
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