Her boobs more than make up for all the flaws with her personality.
and you're not allowed to put a penis in you if it's attached to a 26 year old who works at blockbuster
How sober do you have to be to donate blood?
His "hunger Strike for change" lasted 4 days. Hi welcome to my coke binge last weekend....not impressed
I LEAVE YOU TWO ALONE FOR 45 MINUTES AND ALL MY WHIPPED CREAM AND CONDOMS ARE GONE
I'm currently being signed up to be painted nude for a college art class. ah yes best high decision ever
So I've been thinking about this, and I've decided my bed is magic. Every time I change the sheets, a new boy is in my bed. I own the Sheets of Dreams-if I change them, they will come.
Congratulations on your downgrade, shes one hell of a 5
My walk of shame wasn't complete until I projectile vomited clutching my truck bumper while he just smiled with that look of regret.
All he gave me was a sore vagina and film suggestions
I wrote an entire paper in under an hour about The Nightmare Before Christmas. I was also high as shit and pretty sure I dedicated half the page to the animation but still.
i have too much dick at my disposal? i should make them fight. best dick pic gets laid
Ur creepiness is now affecting my life and I'm not okay with it
At 10 PM you were shit faced in the kitchen makin nachos... Naked. I wasn't sure what to do besides walk away...
I remember you banged her while I was dying on your couch, so good call
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