susan atkins died, charles manson's lady
dont cry, there are other serial killers to crush on.
we need a dd. For wednesday. At lunch. What are we doing with our lives?
succeeding
I would say a second date is not looking likely, I acciedentally bit his penis. it's still bleeding 43 minutes later.
One of my other friends found me and the dog in the back seat of this one guy's car....I don't even know
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I want to hold her baby but I'm afraid I'll give it a contact buzz
My neighbor just watched me eat a granola bar without pants, this is a whole new level of unemployed
Yeah well margarita Wednesday already came twice this week and it's just now Wednesday
His apology was sex and a subway sandwich. Strangely, I'm okay with that.
besides i was ending his dry spell. it's written in the bible that jesus likes that right?
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I could only remember yelling "rip it down" as he ninja jumped off the bed, kicked the wall, and superman punched the fire alarm off the ceiling.
I've always wondered why you never put the hotel room in your name...
There's a black statue of liberty dancing on the side of the road. Please hold while I join him.
we are blowing up condoms and making balloons and we’re drunk on the floor. You could have come to school here
He stumbled out of the bathroom with his pants around his ankles yelling "tie my shooes!"
I feel like I smell like bad decisions
i just found a lighter in my bra... from last night, and its 7:43pm...
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