Define "chronic" masturbator.
You should never have let annie watch you have sex with other women
i felt like we were having sex on ultimate fighter, and people on the outside kept yelling ELBOW ELBOW! KNEES KNEES!
i spent my evening searching "the sims having sex" on youtube
we're no longer friends
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she started talking about my kids
was she topless?
about to play the homeward bound drinking game. alone. what are you doing tonight?
Getting too drunk for the hot dog vendor to serve me is possibly a sign of an alcohol problem. I threw up in the sewer grates next to his stand
Just walked out of my apartment and came face to face with a shirtless dude playing with his balls and trying to tie his shoes.
Let me put it this way - if I had a list of things I would like between my legs, she would rank below the cello I turned into firewood sophomore year.
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I just hate that one day I'll have to tell our children how we met, makes me look like a gold digging whore
So question, would you consider it morally wrong to grind up Cialas and put it in ones cocktail? Then I get what I want and he doesn't have to be embarrassed and he can win the mental game with himself? I'm only thinking of him...
Ahaah! I just stole batteries from work for my vibrator. I am that person.
If I take a couple more shots I won't even know he's a Mormon that drives a motorcycle
wow. that really looks like a penis. not a top hat
one of my students asked me today if i was having a baby. fuckin 4 year olds and their lack of filter. time to get back to the gym i guess
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