Is it possible to be promiscuous but in a classy way?
So I don't have any furniture but we just skateboard drunk around the floor.
I told her at least we still had each other. That's when she started crying.
you asked a group of latinas stood by the bar to hold a minutes silence for ugly betty getting cancelled. that drunk.
Only if you bring Listerine. I can't come home to my husband from a bachelorette party with spermbreath again.
just used clorox wipes to give myself a whores bath. hello finals week
Tonight was the second time that I've pretended like English was my 2nd language to avoid conversation w a creeper.
I just need three more girls to complete my 'Freak-a-leak' bang list. Know any girls named Zahra, Shavon, or Daronda?
Smoked Hookah in the playhouse last night. Childhood was so fun.
Hey, met you at the bar last night. You probably dont remember my name. You and your friends came back to my place, you shattered my window with your fist then dipped. Your gonna need to pay for that.
Thats where this cut came from! Thanks for piecing together the puzzle dude.
Best compliment ever: Being told that you really understand sex by a professional. After she gave you a HANDJOB.
I try not to flex my sex appeal too much around the engineers, it's like feeding bears...always ends in disaster.
She was on top, but I lost her at "alright, you look like predator."
Drunk and bowling. Only good things can come of this
My penis is lonely
So is my ring finger
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