he just put it in my mouth and said "go"
Then we started crawling around on the floor because we couldn't get up so decided to be tigers instead. Gotta love power hour.
Dude, this guy showed up with a 40 and stayed for two days. I want that lack of responsibility
well this is gonna sound really bad but we were fooling around on sandra's electrical wheelchair
She sent pictures and the names of her 2 cats and her dog and told me that I should be happy to have met the whole family.
You must be good in bed dude
antibiotics and champagne: breakfast of champions
You Just stopped dancing, looked at me and said "I'm gonna make it rain" Then shook the open box of crunch berries everywhere.
he wears New Balance sneakers on a regular basis, did you really expect the sex to be more than decent?
He pointed at me, then leaned in and said "shes the best at blow jobs" then chris fist pumped him and said "dude, I know"
I'm just more comfortable with the bondage
I wore a shirt that says "more tequila" to my bday party last year and that's why I want to be my own friend
Damn you are the highwater mark of the naked women in my life. Like idk what lined up but yeah.
I don't like pregnant me. I eat very large burritos, I don't like having sex and I can't even finish a Blue Moon.
In California. Through an entire game + OT. That’s a long time to have an octopus in your pants.
her and her boyfriend kept giving me coke ad kissing me talking about my awesome boobs
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