Free body shot off of Sarah. Expires never.
There's some strange man with hair that keeps talking to us. I'm scared.
This is how horror movies start. Going to bar with strange hair guy. He's paying. Bad idea?
Ditched hair man. Got free cab ride to market. Want food. I win.
me and my sister are feeding my dog poprocks. this is proof you don't need a lot of money to have fun.
as she was beating the hell out of his ex, she screamed prison rules, and smashed her head with a beer bottle. I'm oddly afraid yet so attracted to her now.
Im sitting in church with a backpack full of beer bottles. This is friendship.
I told your dad we had a nice lunch and hung out for awhile. It seemed more appropriate than "I had a bite of his canned chili and then we ripped each others clothes off."
I would not be watching the debate if there wasn't drinking involved. Let's be honest.
I'm home alone for the next hour and a half, I expect soup and and a willing attitude to do drugs from one of or both of you girls.....annnnnd go
How did the date go? No fake eyeballs this time?
Just for the record, I did not have sex in your bed. Happy 4th of July.
Tomorrow night, I am putting you In my trunk. No excuses we have waited forever for this.
i told them you weren't like that.. and they laughed at me?
Drunk version of me is like a sleeping demon inside of me that awakes to the sound of vodka
Why were there just 3 inflatable bounce houses delivered to my house?
oh shit.
it was all good until mid make out when he announced 'i just came'. ...he wasn't joking.
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