Idk. We dropped acid and Kevin ran away again. We didn't find him for like 3 hours.
Man I wish I had been there
Yah we found him in the pool shed of some elderly couple. They were on the porch watching all of the shenanigans. ...To be young again.
im in a room full of women tattooing each others tits. i hope i remember this tomorrow
i would totally switch to progressive if they'd let me bang that girl in the commercial.
I want to get so wasted that I make middle aged irish men look like mormon girls
He said I was like bonnie and clyde all rolled into one but twice as trashy and 75% less clothes...
He obviously understands you completely.
Do you not remember you showing everyone in the bathroom your period stained underwear? I'd say you were pretty happy it came
I was in bed at 845. Affairs take a lot out of people
I vote intervention dinner around 6, make up movie around 7:30ish, then apology drinks all night. Then hangover waffle house in the morning.
Idk. Im in a bed. the walls are wood. There's a deer mount.. im afraid to turn over and see who's next to me but he's violently cuddly.
hot buttered vodka was not a success. on any level.
He sent me a limp picture of his penis with the caption " same ol, same ol' I cant believe these are the type of guys I sleep with
You went over didnt you?
I am coping with the snow storm with beer and shots of jack. If I were outside in shorts I might be able to pass as a Canadian.
It's not even 8 pm, or Saint Patrick's Day, and Kevin is drunk on my roof humping the air
Of fucking course I get my period on Valentine's Day...
And on the way out from Applebee's he tried to take the basket of toothpicks claiming he was using them as a tax write off. Last time I babysit my dad on thirsty Thursday.
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