Sorry I totally forgot to text you back. When you texted me I was at work at the pharmacy and it was stupid busy. And then of course I had my 8 hour "shoot me b/c half of Loyola comes in to buy plan B" shift.
Martha Stewart would most definitely roll a great joint.
Only your vagina holds the key to what happened last night.
Only if you bring Listerine. I can't come home to my husband from a bachelorette party with spermbreath again.
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I feel like somehow my uterus ended up in my ribcage from all the keg stands i did last night..
My vagina can tell he is in a metal band. I dont know if I can sit down.
Ok fuckface listen up and listen good. 1.calling dibs on a chick out of your league is like applying for a job with a highlight video 2. dont fucking ski down the stairs again 3. if you do, put it on your highlight video
Had sex and ran 2.8 miles all before 7:30am. This is going to be a very productive Monday.
did i really sing to your nipples last night?
yes. and it was oddly very seductive
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Also, I would just like to reiterate my apologies for tearing up in the grocery store.
You got a write up and a first aid award all in the same night. The don was impressed!
Yeah. I couldn't figure out why my toes hurt. Apparently, the guy I was dancing with, kept running them over with his wheelchair.
Watching Supernatural does more for me sexually than the physical encounters with 90% of the men in my life.
FOUND MY PANTIES COMINY JOME
Lol, yeah it'll be fun,but will it be cereal and dick pics fun?