this is like her 8th guy since december, is she wasn't frumpy people would call her a whore
i now know how you feel when you have to walk me home. she ran into a streetlight and into garbage.
i find it depressing how it takes me longer to find a good video compared to the actual jacking off process.
My roommate got wasted last night and went to the 24 hour Bally's Total Fitness at 3 A.M. He got back took his shirt off, made a protein shake, puked, asked me if he was almost as jacked as Ronnie Coleman then called ME gay before I could say anything and went to bed
birthday sex, birthday sex, birthday sex
I'm on my period, period, period
I don't remember which guy I met at the bar is coming to pick me up. It will be like my birthday surprise.
He's stoned as shit, eating breakfast cereal and taking a dump. All while listening to dubstep. We may never understand him.
He came inside me, looked me in the eye and said, "Happy Mother's Day"
I'm one ex away from doing an entire victory lap of all of the guys I've hooked up with since second semester of freshman year. Single me is scary.
You should hear the lecture my mom just gave me about cooking pizzas when im drunk because "I could have died".
Don't get me wrong, the sex itself is amazing, but I don't think I will EVER get used to her habit of singing lines Jesus christ super star when she is about to cum.
He has a bed frame and a headboard.... That match his dresser and nightstand...
Hahah. That's good.
I feel like you don't understand the severity with which this weirds me out...
You passed out and I didn't draw a penis on your face. Sister of the year.
He started yelling "you tha man!" while I was reverse cowgirl
it's a shower with the lights off kind of day
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