haha omg you stole $185 from a passed out drunk indian on your porch and called the ambulance??
savin' lives aint cheap
Bigbird is at the bar Im at. whats her name
i have received so many congratulations texts this morning. sleeping with him really was a good decision.
I just looked at the maps icon on my IPhone and "eR" was typed in the search address bar. I wonder if we ever got there.
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Subtly mention that I'm not a lesbian. I would only go for rebecca's nipples because they're pierced and I like shiny things.
We all told you to throw up but you just stuck your head in the toilet and screamed..
I wore granny panties last night to ensure I didn't sleep with him. He said they made me seem more mature. I need a new plan
Can't a woman sleep on the floor in her own apartment in peace without being judged?
A woman with Alzheimer's pointed at me and said, "Don't forget to wear socks, because you're a lady!" I think it's legit advice.
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Some girl woke me up at 1:30 am looking for weed and the next thing I know I'm in a hot tub with 3 girls, 2 40's, and a blunt.
I just peed on a rich man's lawn fuck yeah America
BRING THE BAGELS
The language barrier was annoying .... So we just had sex. That is how you deal with not being able to chat isn't it???
Man, I'm never going tanning again he noticed the burns on my ass
Got so drunk I broke my sink in half. Not. Lying.
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