Everything about him screamed your future.
my grandma just put on bowling shoes, to play wii bowling.
I woke up to a topless girl handing me a blunt. Candidate for greatest wake-up ever?
Take this only to mean that we love you, but we're having a serious, half-hour, hypothetical discussion about how far we think we could throw you.
in the event i get tipsy, my nipples are your responsibility
they esentially rejected my mermaid threesome offer:(
You tried to luge a beer down a flip flop.
Aside from the slim chance of pregnancy, I'm gonna call last night a raging success.
Sex in the corn maze.....not as good as advertised.
I like using largw condoms because they are more comfortable but also I feel bad because it's like false advertisement
i would compare it to sliding down a velcro-covered fireman's pole naked. no more bearded men for me.
Shia just rubbed his beard the way I do all the time and maybe he's my soul sister. This live stream is life changing.
Me and my girlfriend were watching porn together..... it got awkward cause I kept getting notifications from my family on Facebook
I'm trying to find a place to hide weed in my mother in law's house...
Married life problems?
He told us a story about a time his 80 year old uncle karate chopped a dick in a glory hole.
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