Ahhh... Adderall running out my nose in the shower really brings back memories.
One of my friends found 6 bags of gummy bears on the roof. He lives a building over. Apparently even hammered you still have quite an arm
I'm shivering and sweating at the same time. Thanks a lot St. Patrick.
i hate this class. from the way they're all staring you would think they've never seen a girl in basketball shorts, heels and sunglasses.
At least I know she didn't hear me crawl to my room. Or did I walk on my hands? Fuck if I know.
good it was pretty cute, also what would bong water do to a puppy?
The fact that he said "there's nothing wrong with being a raging drunk, just ask my mother." has me thinking that I have no positive role-models among my friends.
Guy just came in wearing only shorts, on his hand was written - my name is ... Call ... And tell them where i am, thanx - in permanent marker, ordered his favorite dish, and left w/out touching it. It's snowing outside.
I would just like to go ahead and accept my slut of the year award.
It's like 10 times better than an Oscar
YOU CANT FOOL THE TOILET
That's actually very serious....I really do think of you whenever is see pizza
That's how pantless uber rides happen
she's my really slutty friend i bring around so i can act slutty and not feel as bad about it
I think my dick has healed enough that we can start having sex again
Listen I don't care what it's called as long as it's drugs
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