great sex! but now the fight over who sleeps on the wet spot starts.
I told my mom I had sex with him and even SHE was proud. Now that's saying something.
I don't know what you told him but please make him stop telling me about his new video camera and winking
i woke up completely naked except for a bottle of beer saran wrapped in between my boobs
It Amazes me that I was able to drunk update my status in Spanish last night.
I haven't found him passed out in the living room covered in noodles for a while now so I guess he's getting better with the drinking.
You should photoshop their heads on tigers first!!
For my parents' annivery card? How high are you?
I was mid hand job and stopped me because he wanted to "connect" which meant putting his thumb in between my eyebrows and a hand over my heart and closing our eyes...
Let's get matching tattoos, something that resembles our friendship
A tequila worm?
Overheard a drunk girl talk about how when she's drunk she believes in more than one God
I have a hook up buddy in Abiquiu. He lives next to a Chipotle; that's the only reason I see him.
I was really excited when I saw a billboard for neverbethirsty.org this morning. Then I realized it was for a church.
He sent me off with a naked dance ending in a meat swing. I don't think I'll be seeing him again.
Just walked out of the train bathroom after having sex and got a round of applause from the passengers. Definitely the best part of the trip.
I don't want a big night. But I am okay if we wake up in a penthouse at Crown Casino.
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