nothing cures the holiday blues like an open bar
I just accidentally stumbled into an AA meeting...I think its a sign
he asked me to hangout with him...and his son
She just drank the vanilla extract. Again. AGAIN. No one should be that eager to get drunk.
I just dropped macaroni right down my cleavage. For the sake of our future, I'm really banking on this being a turn on for you.
You almost make it sound as if getting an education to further your career is more important than beer and tacos.
Apparently we were arguing for captain seats so I shouted "who has your virginity." I got the seat.
That awesome feeling when you are pooping on the same toilet that nobel laureates have pooped on
he walked up looked at my boobs then looked at my eyes then looked at my boobs again smiled and said "can I get you and the girls a shot "
for some reason leaving your socks onmakes it less meaningful.
watching spice world high feels so wrong yet so right
Lets get drunk. But not too drunk that I can't work in the morning. But maybe drunk enough so we'll make out
we're having rib night followed by a cultural enlightenment party
whats a cultural enlightenment party
we eat nachos and drink margaritas and tequila till we pass out
I know I joke about running from my problems a lot but I'm 3 miles off-campus and need a ride
I smell like a mix of alcohol, sweat, and sex and its only 10 AM
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