I have a story that starts with Nutella and ends with sex in the laundry building at RIT.
hahah your definitly as dumb as I think I thought you are. boom roasted.
just woke up to two already rolled blunts and a full explanation of what happened last night. I love my gf
Well, both are illegal but one involves my vagina a whole lot less.
New swimming pool is best sex toy ever. We are pioneering the doggie-style paddle.
he just kept saying "come on iron man, you can do this!" to himself the whole time..
Well he has a girlfriend. So I told him that I wanted to have sex way more than I wanted to be a decent human being.
Fixing to yell "you're too hot for her" at a Gerard butler look alike. There is absolutely no way this is going to end well...
She said my new name was "ranch" because I "looked delicious"
BGSU move in weekend. Just passed a house w a beer pong table set up, ppl already playing, girls holding signs that say "son drop off". It's 10:30 am.
During your work shift I was either: a) stoned. b) high. c)stoned. or d) high.
I will keep you posted and someday if we daydrink teach you how to do a footjob
Someone needs to fuck me in my slutty pumpkin costume and I would ideally like it to be you
I wish I could accurately explain the embarrassment of standing in your bathroom with women's nair on your ass waiting to get in the shower.
I looked like a tiger in heat. He didn't know if I wanted to fuck him or eat him.
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