school has made you so classy.
that's mcgill. producing sluts since 1884.
There is a mermaid on oprah and she looks nothin like ariel
guess they didn't have any donuts in her size.
We had to put his head at the bottom of the driveway so the puke would run down. Now he's sleeping outside.
People Are Arguing Over This Guy’s Petty Reaction To Splitting Lunch With His Co-Worker
He got 20 stiches.. Who knew so much damage could come from a single shopping cart.
We tried to make a sex tape, but we were hammered and she forgot to take the cap off the camera. Somebody starts snoring 10 minutes in.
Considering how much money I just spent on slutty lingerie, it is totally appropriate for me to be plucking my nipple hair right now. Right?
I'd have paid money to see Cookie Monster playing with a vibrator
I went in the closet and cried, then the bathroom and cried, and lastly he showed me his penis and I cried. It was a weird night.
Girl Logs Into Twitter Only To Find Out Her Dad Is Trending For The Most Outrageous Reason
I just added a bunch of arbitrary options to my ouija board. Ghosts can now tell me "cheddar," "the homosexual agenda," "the whole foods vegan aisle," or "viable offspring"
They just dared her to tape flip flops to her tits. Entertainment value cannot be found like this in any other part of America.
I've had more lap dances than hrs of sleep since Thursday, this is why you're planning all three of my bachelor parties
I just love that a strip club has taco Tuesday.
Congratulations! You can now legally do that thing you said you never do again!
THANKS! I'M SO EXCITED TO NOT DO THE THING
OMG YOU GO OUT AND NOT DO THAT THING, GIRL! I SUPPORT YOU 100%!!!
when in doubt, mount your coworker in the staff room.