You're in my phone as 'Weird Bus Guy' so I think my answer's no.
I am so horny I keep driving over the rumble strips... best half hour ever.
anyone who says 'i love you' and then followed by 'im going to call the cops if you touch me' doesnt really mean the first part fyi
The higher i get, the less gay he looks, and the more i want to make out with him. This is dangerous.
Its a bummer that corporate america doesn't believe in $2 u call its on a Sunday night
you kept telling her you'd make a great step-dad while cuddling her and rubbing her back...
yep. it's official. for $40 they will let you lick the stripper pole.
He has a landing strip. I repeat he has shaven himself a landing strip. HELPPPP!
Did we literally take a cab across the street
The idea of snorting emergen-c actually just crossed my mind.
At some point last night Lemondrops turned into me doing shots of vodka and eating sugar packets at the bar.
Why did the fire extinguisher taste lemony?
Maybe you can hide out somewhere she would never go. Like a counseling center or AA
Don't know why you're always hating on relationships. I've had chocolate pancakes accompanied by a blowjob and a blunt and it's not even 9 am. Time for mid morning shower sex. Enjoy your morning bong bowl alone asshole
the last time I drank tequila I ended up riding your skateboard nude down the street... so yeah, I'll have a few shots.