Incredible sex, Maddow, more sex, spoon, sex again
I envy your ability to put any word in front o the word beer and make drinking before 5 sound like a socially sanctioned event.
We were making out in the bushes when some dude comes and starts peeing beside us.
if you could put a roof over IU campus it would be the biggest whorehouse in the nation
the trick is not to think about where her tounge has been.
i could have sworn she did an overextended split with her legs over her head but now i think it was just the drugs
Wow thanks 4 throwing jello at me an yelling who invited that guy to all the guys at the bar
we can add 'stealing hydrangeas from the sign in front of the credit union because we're too poor to have all of the flower arrangements professionally done' to my list of maybe-felonies
You are mentally unprepared to be exposed to my degree of perversion.
Moral of the story: If you're gonna throw a glass of wine in a guy's face, don't do it in your own kitchen.
I'm eating the rest of the Xmas shrooms and welcoming 2012 by communing with the pine cone.
Just woke up. Naked. Under an animal pelt. With a girl. I've never met her. She's pretty naked too.
Would I do it again? Probably not but still,I don't regret a single ratchet thing I've done in college.
woke up between a girl's legs. make your own conclusion.
You almost lost your european virginity to a Peruvian man waering a do-rag in a port-a-potty.
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