so i'm just gonna leave my credit card in your mailbox so you can bail me outta jail.. deal?
My rats are drinking wine. I am drinking with rats. God i am so alone.
you know...the drug dealer i named my baby after.
She just did a bodyshot off herself. I don't care that it's only seven thirty, come pick her up.
we fucked while standing on a ladder. challenging, but worth it.
Taking Gomer to the ER. He tore something trying to stretch his nutsack enough to put his balls in his own ass. I need new friends.
You strapped the bucket of KFC into the carseat and refused to let me drive over 20 miles per hour the whole ride home. That high.
It sucks laughing and vomiting at the same time, trust me. I kind of remember
I'm wearing green eyeshadow so even if I end up totally naked I still won't get pinched.
His grandpa picked him up. Brought him to the house. And made him clean the puke off the driveway with a broom and a bucket of water.
He woke up, yelled "RALLY!" and then puked in my glove compartment
Am I just high or is she having an auction for her vagina on Twitter
final thoughts: i just want someone into choking me out, weed and anime
Alone, in the dark, eating tacos and drinking vodka. Who's apartment is this?
You peed on a flamingo?!?
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