So random guy from last night came over tonight. I told myself I wasn't going to sleep with him but he had some killer dirty talk and a big penis in his arsenal...what was I supposed to do? Supposedly he lost his virginity to his wife and since their divorce a year ago I'm the 1st girl he's slept with, I feel like I just re-took his virginity...I feel like a rockstar.
It was like the Ritz Carlton of jails. I got introduced to our criminal system the right way.
make sure to take notes today. there is a guy in a wheelchair who might be getting a DUI from a cop on horseback. I'm gonna see this through.
i knew he was a douchebag when his facebook activities were "ladeis," and "gettin crunk wit ladeis"
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also, did you notice that when he quoted your email he used MLA format?
I have hit nutritional rock bottom I am spreading peanut butter on to lays potato chips
Also I legit had a girl at my bar crying tonight saying to her friend "why did he have to take his top off ?"
Haha I'm surprised I didn't see you I was drunkenly buying $70 in merchandise including a vibrating cock ring at that cvs around that time
Ive seen his manscaping faults. Given the choice I'd rather dry hump a cactus
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Trying to convince myself that everyone keeps staring at me because I'm pretty and not because of my hickies.
Couldn't find my swimsuit top anywhere this morning but finally found it in the skimmer of the pool so thats how my night apparently went
Honestly, this is a first for me. I've always prided myself on my ability to pretend to get along with others.
I know he works a lot but c'mon man. I 69'd you the first week we boned. Put a little effort in. Fuck.
Just don't do anything stupid
i did a stupid sorry
That sounds good. I'd totally blow you somewhere quick but im not in the frame of mind to think of a place
Be outside in 5
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