Did I miss anything?
A gay irish pirate, a caveman and hunter s tompson.
so we also did drugs
Dear Mark, please dispose of your crusty mcdonalds napkins used to jerk it at my desk
discrete masterbation is a lost art
can't decide if i want to get drunk or coked for this harry potter thing.. it is kind of long
aren't you going with children?
Do you think girls in gamma phi sit around and think about how much they suck?
driving around with you guys listening to the beach boys made me very concious of how white you all are.
Turned the water balloon filler into a jungle juice fire extinguisher. Please call me tomorrow afternoon and make sure that i'm still alive.
No, i went to get it done but the guy couldnt find it. exhibit A of why i wanted a clit piercing in the first place.
Just disregard the tooth in the plastic bag in the fridge.
Dude in front of me just jumped out of line at Starbucks to go puke. Vegas in prime form.
This should be a warning to men everywhere: do not send pictures of your erect penis to women you hardly know - they will add cats and send them to all of their friends.
Drinking, I should not. Got here I don't know. Still drunk, I am. At courtneys.
Ive never seen one person more proud of themselves of peeing in public and getting away with it.
Dude, you went to another fraternity's formal as a joke and came home with one of their dates. AND you managed to get her number. Please explain to me how that's not a good night.
Not going to lie, when I looked in the tub I expected to see what might have been remnants of a squirrel.
Whoever was the bastard/bitch/genius who duct taped my keys to my dick so I wouldn't lose them. I hate you.
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