he put his p in my v, then his p in my a, and then tried to put the p in my m? first, double dipping is rude. second, i'm glad he finished shortly after that, i'm afraid of where he'd try to stick it next. my ear?
Why does Jon Cryer have a career?
That is a good question.
She described it as "a squirrel being hit by a hurricane"
Just caught my bro jerking off to a lane Bryant catalog
Meet me at the corner of "what the fuck" and"how'd you get in my bed" in 10 minutes.
Remind me to tell you a really funny story about me and arson.
i'm going as a slutty football player, and all night i'll drunkily whisper "id love to catch your balls." into random strangers ears.
There is blood on the door to my room, I have to go to sleep
Ive never seen one person more proud of themselves of peeing in public and getting away with it.
I draw, I play three woodwind instruments, I press buttons for eight hours at work and Im studying to be a gynecologist... I guarantee I can make you squirt, babe.
Maybe he injected his testicle?
The parents I babysit for are at this orgy. I need to leave.
I got to walk around for eight hours wearing power armor and acting camp. No way I wouldn't love it.
This is why I should’ve just stuck with blow jobs. I’m good at blow jobs. Blow jobs never fail me.
Oh my god my purse is too heavy for me to dance with boys cause it has too many stolen sink faucets in it
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