he kept looking at my chin until i asked why, then he just said he was making sure his balls didnt leave a mark.
I sold 10 pepperonis for 5 dollars last night....i fucking love drunk people
If we don't get kicked out of this hotel tonight for fucking too loud we're breaking up
I don't see why you're so upset, it's not like you were wearing pants either.
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Am I allowed to say that I would really enjoy blowing you again? Or does that fall into the "nothing changes between us" catagory?
He told me that if his bed could talk, it'd write a medical journal. Guess it's too late to worry about that now.
I still love him regardless of his misguided forays into heterosexuality
exactly. I want him to have to live with the fact that he fucked me. I want him to look me in the eye and say "you were a drunken mistake".
he just looked at me, said "i think i'll keep you around, you put the seat back up and everything," and then burst into tears.
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I just got back to our room ....neither of us spent the night there but both our beds are occupied. send help.
I had phone sex with a retiree last night. This is not how I envisioned my 20s going...
You are like the only girl I know who tells their booty call to go find another girl just cause you want more sleep.
Who shows up to work two weeks ago still drunk and freshly high on blow and gets a promotion and a raise? This girl. Good at business. Super good at being fucked up.
You should never be more than a quarter of a mile from a working toilet
Preach!
So what happened at girls night? My roomate found me passed out locked out on the front steps of the house and it was raining. Yes low moment
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