absolutely 100% incorrect. and i love you more you silk skinned goddess
It's Friday. Sex?
I sometimes wonder how many of the girls I know have done anal...and why none of them have ever dated me.
just found the deal breaker
hairy back?
he can't live within 1000 ft of a school
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my dealer just handed me my weed in a pink easter egg
It will be a surprise...all i can say is stripper clown
THIS NIGHT WILL NOT GO DICKLESS
It would just be icing on the fucked up cake we're baking, if he got me pregnant.
After the 3rd shot, she was running around singing, "Twinkle Twinkle Big Ol' Dick, on your happy place I'll sit" to your brother.
Put that bitch's torch out. She's been voted off.
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They just broke the window so they could get in and smoke the taxi driver out...
So I should just walk in, look him in the eye and say, "I just came to fuck your brother, nice to meet you" and just walk to your room.
And they're not making a turkey. My cousin was "hoping to shoot a bird this week"
I don't wanna shit myself again in 2015
I ate too many pot brownies and passed out topless with my boobs painted like the American flag
I gave him a BJ in the shower
I just fell and it seemed like a good idea when I was down there
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