Just think, the more you drink, the more options you'll have of people you want to hook up with.
I'm taking it from the chunk of pizza I just pulled out my hair that we ate pizza last night?
My right arm is handcuffed to my leg... Please help.
Just please never masturbate in my bed again. I'm burning my sheets as I write this.
She was kinda cute. So long as you don't mind neck tattoos and bad life choices.
He'd pee in it. And since it's PBR I'd have no idea
You're cock blocking me from my own boyfriend. What kind of shit is that?
Yeah we do. It needs to be like a good penis- long, substancial, and able to make people cry.
I woke up sandwiched between them, all of us naked, and they were just sharing a cigarette, a donut, and the paper like it was just some normal post-threesome Sunday brunch.
It's like that thing with the devil and the angel except one shoulder has orgasms and the other has stuffed crust pizza and depression.
Dick very happy bro
I should have known when she said it would be "fun" we'd end up in the hospital
I didn’t not spend thanksgiving morning making out with him in a diner parking lot
so I'm walking to my last final while opening my giant red bull and i look over to my right and the guy beside me had one too and was looking back at me. without missing a beat he pulls out a bottle of jager, pours half in mine, half in his and goes "cheers"....i'm not even mad i probably failed my final
I didn't know it was possible and I don't know if I'll ever be able to do it again on my own but he literally fuck me sideways.
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