i'm three days dirty after drinking 14 hours last night and some other questionable behavior (hula hooping at a large concert, for example) i will just always bring the class. and the sluttiness.
Saying she let herself go implies she was actually holding on
my bed looks and feels like i need to buy plan b.
He took a banana and in front of everyone showed her how he wanted it done.
He painted his chest for the game... I just fucked an exclamation point.
at 6am he came into my room and kicked me in the stomach. when i finally got up he was passed out in my hallway and the bathtub water was running
The background of my phone is you taped to the wall wearing a cowboy hat
Oh Brad. Your poor brain, always being ignored for your penis and crazy women.
Somebody really needs to come home and pick up the used condom from the middle of the wood room floor. It's blue, if that helps decide who comes - uh, home.
multitasking: i'm now sitting up and smoking my joint.
How many times is too many times to use the word 'fuck' in my thesis?
You know for a guy who frequently jumps into stuff without thinking it through, your can do spirit is lacking on this one
Sooooo have your ex-girl console you over your ex ex girl that you destroyed said ex-girl over the possibility of
What do I have to do?! Spell it out for him? Why can't he just plow me and pull my hair at the same time
You are my new hero
What's a sexy way to say balls deep???
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