I like how you formally end text interactions, just turn your phone off or don't respond you pervert
Do you realize we just stole 12 dollars worth of quarters each from the office petty cash just to get manicures? New high or New Low?
Baton twirling is one of his activities on facebook.
Also he is "an Ohio stae gran champion twirler". You cannot tell me he's straight
you should buy a sheep. A) you get an awesome pet. B) free coat
this whole healthcare thing got me thinking.. without knowing it my parents are now going to be paying for my dealer to be able to live..
I may be new to bar life, but full on grabbing my vag shouldn't happen...anywhere.
You know it's a good party when even the dealers were too fucked up. Just found and counted 140 E pills I found in a bag in the couch. Just paid for weed this month.
I'm glad I get the same reaction from you for cookies and for my naked body
He made me eat donuts off his dick. donuts, jen. DONUTS.
Just watched a girl fall down the stair and be to drunk to get up. The only stair in the bar. It's like watching a turtle on it's back.
And the cockring thing wasn't sexual.
The cleaning lady even cleaned my bong. I'm scared to open my sex toy drawer and see if and how she organized it
I just learned how to imitate a trains smokestack. The downside is it makes you look like you ate cocaine. The upside is YOU LOOK LIKE A TRAIN
lol I'll trade you jello for a tampon
what a trade!
Like I didn't gracefully walk into these feelings. No, I fucking stumbled and fell face fucking first.
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