I wish I could punch you in the face.
Ok im wearing a joe flacco jersey and full stick on unibrow and hardly anyone else dressed up omg
Omg suz!! take the unibrow off
No! im just getting hammered instead
Using pot as a way to stop crying probably isn't a good sign huh?
Meh, some people pop Prozac, you smoke weed. Po-tay-to. po-tah-to
Hold on, I'm google imaging "vagina close ups" to see if mine match up
somehow you got everyone naked by playing strip rock paper scissors.
theres so much semen in my vacuum cleaner...
I feel as though I could trust her, I mean she did tell me she was married before we had sex.
We thought we had lost her until we found her in the bushes a block away singing "Jingle Bells".
well she hit her head and had a concussion. i had to make out with her to keep her awake.
Walked girl from last night to car as gf was driving up. Got slow clap from neighbors.
I have already decided that it happened in an alternate universe since both of the people involved don't remember it and we only have the word of a sober person that it happened at all
Now some guy that's in my phone as " Alex lip ring hot" is texting me and I don't where life is taking me
grandma made pot brownies .. oh god bless us everyone
You have the most beautiful penis I've ever seen. I never thought penises were meant to be beautiful, but you proved me wrong
saw a family tailgating a graduation with hard liquor... i'm assuming yours?
are you shitting me? they told me they'd at least wait until 10am
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