So its not gay if you have sex with another woman and its academic
so what if I'm having sex with a woman for recreation?
Thats gay
remind me to tell you about the ham sandwich empire im building
Ed hardy makes air fresheners now. Now even the air can be a douchebag.
At what point did we agree that playing bocchi ball on the way to the liquor store was a good idea?
It feels wrong to have dick mouth at a family dinner.
Had to awkwardly dig through all my fake ID's to get my real one so I could vote.......Model citizen over here.
in my defense, he kept drinking all of my water.
he had diabetes and you told him to stop being a pansy!
He was so good, that I'm pretty sure he fucked his religion into me. P.S. I'm Jewish now.
Really uncomfortable with the level of eskimo brotherhood at this family reunion
You better fucking tell me or I'm turning blow job week into go fuck yourself week.
I woke up to a stripper (who added me on Facebook) messaging me reminding me to cancel my card if I can't find it
I knew I'd like her from the moment she supported me messing around with my co-worker on my lunch break
She just called at a dance party, and you stopped mid puke to join. Another successful night.
Look, his dick is so good at being a dick that it makes me see God. And I don't even believe in God.
Edible... I FEEL CLOSER TO THE UNIVERSE AND I DEF TRAVELED IN TIME. I THINK I CAN READ MINDS NOW.
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