If she sucks any more cock I swear she will be a spermivore
This bar is like a mediocre whore house....but free
he asked me to help him wrap his girlfriends birthday presents. Dont worry we fucked right after.
Dude...disintegrating condoms. Think about it. For all the guys that wanna go raw dog but their girls won't let them, and for the girls that wanna get pregnant but their guys don't want a kid. What do you think?
I think you've been hitting the soco too hard again.
Remember...the emancipation proclimation is your favorite document, you love asian women, japanese food is the tits, and you willfully employ as many latinos as possible...
So that'd what fifty dollars of chicken at 7/11 looks like. Made it to work on time. Puked twice. BOOM.
seriously considering responding to a craigslist ad for a lesbian cunninlingus instructor...at this point i'm so desperate for a job that i'm willing to switch teams.
So how was the sex with me last night?
No worse than usual.
As Scar once said. Be prepared! For the shit show of what's coming tonight
My little brother found me on Instagram. If I'm not already the shame of my family, I'm about to be.
Why wake up next to a guy when you can wake up next to a bag of chips and not have to worry about what kind of std you might've caught
This is the drunkest I've ever been at a chili's
He put his number in my phone as Steve handsome
Wtf happened last night
You traded your bra for a shot so I'd say you probably don't wanna know
There is way too much butt cleavage here for a formal event.
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