How old was that tiny chick? she needs a lard iv.
call of duty 2 was the straight man's twilight
My mom just said we needed to put weed into our earthquake kit.
What shirt can I wear out that says 'I may have a broken arm, but it's not the one I give handjobs with'?
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Nypd just made jon and hayes chug their forties.
I thought she was being abused so tried to go in at the sympathy angle, but the bruises were from pole dancing. I went in at all angles.
I just woke up in my ex-boyfriends bed, with my new boyfriends jersey on. I love March maddness.
I peed on his girlfriend's loofah during our post-sex shower.
He is currently pregaming mini golf. MINI GOLF.
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I might have hooked up with a 2003 alumni last night in the basement
Dude you were ten when he graduated
Wahoowaaaaaaa
Ok everyone, the frat server is slow because of the 11 TB of porn on there. Either clean out your partition by Sunday or it will be erased. Thanks for your help.
He said I gave him the best head he's ever had and I bowed. I BOWED.
I'm the only person who goes to break up a friends with benefits and comes out with a boyfriend
I'm sure if Robin Williams was still with us he would want you to see boobs.
Adulthood is putting your bongs in the dishwasher because you're too lazy to clean them manually.
Are you ok dude?
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