So i decided to deal with the awkwardness of last night by making out with all three of them
She's NOT homeless...she graduated early.
Just got booked to do a bachelorette party for a polygamist wedding. And notice I only text you to rub things in your face and show you my life shits on yours. Daily.
I'll call it a relationship when I stop masturbating after he goes to sleep
Hey wes just called me saying he was asleep outside by the pond at my apt complex
I'm more of a 'talk at me while I stare at you' kinda girl.
Just realized i left my bra at his house. WHY do i suck at one night stands?!
I should be a dude... Walking a goat on a rope is a total chick magnet.
Just seen a chubby version of you. Nearly kidnapped her. Perfect woman
It was literally 8 o'clock in the morning. His horniness knows no bounds.
put something nutritious in your body. AND NOT JUST THAT JOINT.
He wouldn't stop calling me so I sent him a text saying "I'm dead. Dead. Leave me alone." And he replied with "so can I see you then?"
I'm so excited you texted me but I'm way to high to process it
Just puked. First it was bright neon blue then it turned to bright lime green. How does that even happen? And wtf was I drinkin last night?
His idea of hot sex is sticking his finger in my dark star while doing me Missionary style. You can tell he's from the Bible Belt.
Does he smell like BBQ?
Inside and out.
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