nut hugger
that girl last night was a 15
wait she was 15?
no like black jack not sure if you should hit it
so, just learned that EVERYONE heard pretty much everything last night. my roommates were surprised to learn you're a dirty talker.
after everytime she pucked, she insisted on us all giving her high fives
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i love how i spend my mornings exploring my phone to see what i did last night.
either way he was missing a nipple.
he asked me if i would dance for him to make it easier for him to jack off. does that answer your question.
They were greeting people getting off the 48 with green beers and cheers. The one day I decide not to take the bus home...
Everything gets a little fuzzy after the flats of jello shots, but I do have a vague recollection of being at the top of a large human pyramid
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bro, sorry for: trying to put you on fire yesterday, telling the bouncer that it was you that broke the bottles, and to have slept with your sister.
THESE BITCHES NOT IN MY MAJOR BETTER NOT FILL UP MY SLAVIC FAIRYTALES CLASS
Any recommendations for how to tell your wife about the pics of her 19 yr old sister on a porn site without admitting you were surfing said porn site?
If he refers to me as slump buster one more fucking time.
it was the kind of sex that I don't even know how my hair extentions are still in
I almost wrecked my car because of a guy in skinny jeans had a boner
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