Yes. UR adorable in a weird way.
Take your time, they're doing body shots off the dog.
Isiahs hammered. And just came in to get his skateboard and said he has to prove something. This can't end well
It's 4PM and I'm finally awake.. I'm covered in dog fur and shame. I'd say it counts as a good night.
When the cops knocked on the door, he just knocked back and announced "house keeping"
I don't think I have but I might've died. If I have then come get me, I'm in the flower bed. And still game.
We don't really communicate like that.
Communicate like what?
Communicate like people who want to see each other when their genitals are inside their pants.
Oh if we have sex in public no one will frown upon it. They will stand and cheer for it
Serious question: when you had my right nipple in your mouth, did my nipple ring have both of the balls on it, or was it missing one. Current situation: missing one.
Can I write your parents a thank-you note for your huge dick?
...and that's why girls with IBS don't paint their nails
We met up and made out in front of an empanada spot, if that's not romance then idk what is.
Just sitting in the tub googling "how to remove sharpie from skin". You?
we had to invent a new word for how drunk I was last night
She was pretty impressed that I led all thirty of us back to campus in my state of drunk. Evidently so impressed that she now refers to me as "Moses" in bed.
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