it seems that i get a boner from just about everything now
He told me he looked up all the foods that make cum taste better and he put it all on his moms shopping list. she came through my line. this ones a keeper I think.
He came and then made the Jim Halpert face. does that say disappointment or what
i signed up to donate 10 dollars a month to help the children that are being displaced in columbia because of the drug wars.. i felt obligated
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Her directions to the house party: "the north star will guide you, turn left. I'm wearing the potato hat"
I don't know if I should be scared or excited that I can officially drink vodka on the rocks like it's 7up.
Can't tonight. I'm supposed to get drugs for some college kids. Just doin my part in helping to enlight america's future
with a cock that big I don't even care that he makes a convincing drag queen
I don't know what to think. Also, I decided to take a bath...sorry in advance if I flood the bathroom.
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Dude I just saw a beer truck w taps in the side... It's like god heard my prayers and sent me a gift from heaven
It'd probably just be a lot of profanity and hyperventilation and deteriorating into tears anyways
so just a regular conversation then
I just fell down my stairs, guess that's how my sunday is gonna go
Holy shit, did you actually CHOOSE to get hit by the alcohol truck last night?
Good news, finally found someone who remembers Saturday night. Bad news, everyone in the bar saw your penis
And he claims I gave him “fuck me” eyes while he was ordering me a happy meal
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