Is it sad that the only reason I haven't lapsed into depression is that I'm prettier than her?
Nah, we all need something.
omg kevin jonas gave his bride a glass slipper..could he be any gayer then he is now
he is so gay. he makes clay aiken look straight. what is wrong with the lady that married him? kevin must be envious of her balls
They're drinking Schnapps out of Spaghetti-o's cans. Please come pick me up.
she gave up head for lent, but she said sex was still fair game
was this before of after we tobbganned into that tree?
But it's not about our feelings, it's about making the men we sleep with feel awful about their lives
its sad im about to start saving up for how drunk i need to be for the holidays
Don't worry, the house smells like waffles more than sex
Do you congratulate someone for having bigger tits, or is that a no no?
Am I the only one who saw the used condom in the driveway this morning
7% of guys ive been with can get me off... I did the math!
so I'm walking to my last final while opening my giant red bull and i look over to my right and the guy beside me had one too and was looking back at me. without missing a beat he pulls out a bottle of jager, pours half in mine, half in his and goes "cheers"....i'm not even mad i probably failed my final
I knew I no longer wanted to bone him when he put the Grease soundtrack on as "mood music", no guy looks attractive singing and dancing to greased lightning naked.
He still want's to kick my ass for fucking his sister, probably a bad idea to leave the bar with his ex...
Ahhh, beer. My second favorite breakfast drink.
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